Me when someone asks a question
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
some life advice for you
feeling sexually frustrated?
FALSE. IF YOU’RE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, DO NOT WATCH STAR TREK. I REPEAT. DO NOT WATCH CAPTAIN NO SHIRT AND COMMANDER TIGHT PANTS ON STAR TREK.
Some people don’t have an open mind, and when I was traveling to different places I think I found it hard to enjoy things. You know, I come from a great city where there are lots of things happening, and if you end up in a small town where you don’t have all those things you can feel the difference. Somewhere along the way, though, I think I learned to appreciate the difference.