Posted 3 days ago

Me when someone asks a question

Posted 6 days ago

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
Posted 6 days ago

licklucifer:

coke-uh-cola:

coke-uh-cola:

sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes

but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment

i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside

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Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

wentworthsbitch:

spacedarlin:

some life advice for you

feeling sad?

star trek

feeling lonely?

star trek

feeling stressed?

star trek

feeling sexually frustrated?

star trek

FALSE. IF YOU’RE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, DO NOT WATCH STAR TREK. I REPEAT. DO NOT WATCH CAPTAIN NO SHIRT AND COMMANDER TIGHT PANTS ON STAR TREK. 

Posted 6 days ago

hi:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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Posted 6 days ago
elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

(Source: 7hc)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

Some people don’t have an open mind, and when I was traveling to different places I think I found it hard to enjoy things. You know, I come from a great city where there are lots of things happening, and if you end up in a small town where you don’t have all those things you can feel the difference. Somewhere along the way, though, I think I learned to appreciate the difference.

(Source: lovoto)

Posted 6 days ago
theprofoundbondisprofound:

mishas-choice-ass:

fangrrrling:

i forgot how great cas’ hair used to be

quick let’s petition to bring back the sex hair

Everyone, tweet Misha. Request sex hair Cas. We can bring it back.

theprofoundbondisprofound:

mishas-choice-ass:

fangrrrling:

i forgot how great cas’ hair used to be

quick let’s petition to bring back the sex hair

Everyone, tweet Misha. Request sex hair Cas. We can bring it back.